As our young archaeologists prepare for their adventure in Egypt (AKA my son's 7th Birthday Archaeologist Party), they will be disappointed to hear that they will not be excavating an ancient find, but a ship that was found in the desert from approximately 100 years ago. They will be a little less disappointed when they find this:
|Especially after they open it and see inside! This treasure box is filled with approximately|
$5 worth of plastic coins and jewels from Dollar Tree. I imagine it's worth millions.
|I'm considering having an Indiana Jones-esque villain come and steal all the gold and jewels.|
He will bring a loot bag and instruct the students to empty it into his bag.
|But he won't have noticed this...|